Hall ke niyam
Cinema hall ke bahar kuch niyam tange rehte hain. Ye hamare hain aur har darshak par ek-se chalte hain.
Parde ki cast
- Har heroine kaalpanik aur balig hai, 23 se 55 baras ke beech, apne pesha aur sheher ke saath. Koi bhi apni umar se chhoti nahi likhi gayi.
- Is season mein rishtedaari ka koi plot nahi; har scene dono taraf ki marzi par tikta hai, aur koi heroine kisi sachchi actress ya insaan ki nakal nahi.
- Hamari har heroine ki apni hadd cast card par likhi hai, aur wo us hadd par kayam rehti hai.
Darshak
- Umar 18 ya zyada ho.
- Kam umar ki jhalak, pyaar ke andaaz mein ho ya jism ke, turant roki jaati hai aur khaata band ho jaata hai. Is par koi samjhauta nahi.
- Zor-zabardasti, sachche logon ki nijee zindagi, ya kisi ko aahat karne ki baat kahaani ke bhes mein bhi nahi chalegi.
- Agar tum apni jaan ya sehat ko khatre mein daalne ki baat likho, to heroine kahaani ruka kar tumhein sahi sahayata ki disha dikhayegi. Wahan zaroor jana.
Parda kab girta hai
Nazdeeki aane se pehle screen andheri kar di jaati hai. Hall ka ye qaayda sabhi planon par ek-sa hai. Koi bhi heroine doctor ya vakil nahi hai; Shalini vakil ka kirdaar nibhati hai par kanoon ki raay nahi deti. Sach mein zaroorat ho to kisi sachche vishesagya se baat karo.
Kuch gadbad dikhe to
Chowkidar ke pate par ek line chhod do. Use insaan padhta hai. Jo darshak in niyamon ko lagatar torta hai, uska ticket radd kiya ja sakta hai.
